Leland and I are not quite here yet.

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE (with thanks to Alice Harper for

sharing)

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and

help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and

says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these

pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup

of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.